How To Install A Home Security System In The South!!

I got this in an email today from one of my cousins and thought I would post it here. 

How To Install A Home Security System In The  South
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used  size
14-16 work boots.

2. Place  them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
and  Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to  the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door  that reads:

Hey Bubba, Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went  for more ammunition.
Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit  bulls – they attacked
the mailman this morning and messed him up  real bad. I don’t
think Killer took part in it but it was hard to  tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ’em in the  house.
Better wait outside.

“Cooter”

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